What about Touch ID on new iPhones? Is it against the constitution to force someone to touch the home button to unlock their iPhone too?

Nobody wanted to pay nearly 100K for a VW.

How much of a difference does it make if a package is 49 pounds versus 53 pounds?

“If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace... Son of a bitch! Bastard! I’ll get you for this! What did you do to me?”

Now, now, don’t get worked up over this. People make mistakes, you know. This happened last year. A few months later, Obama saluted with his coffee mug.

What’s up with the lead shot? Why does it look like a screenshot from Gran Turismo 6?

Yep.

As a father of twin sons, this movie broke my heart.

With hundreds of thousands of conveyer belts at LAX? Those people are weak. I ain’t paying a fee to sympathize with them.

Going over the check-in weight limit.

44 year old man who plays with Legos? I feel sorry for him.

were in danger of exploding upon a rear-end impact.

Winter in California was so fucking cold last year. It was like 15 degrees on the morning of Christmas. Maybe that’s because I live half mile away from the beach.

Alternatively, throw a large white sheet with two holes over your naked body and call it a day. “Boo.”

TL;DR. Big Daddy built custom cars, not hot rods. He did paint hot rods though. Tom Daniels built custom cars too. The closest car customizer to a hot rodder was George Barris.

I wish I can say the same about California. It’s always fucking hot and dry during fall.

I see race cars, dragsters and custom cars. No hot rods. Hot rods are restored classic cars grandpas take to car shows.

No, just no.

Going through the Rocky Mountains in a long ass tunnel is the most boring part of this trip.

Oh shit, did you film Jim and Michelle’s first sexual intercourse on their prom night?