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Janet is the only one not miserable - and the only one who always seems in control. It even seems like she’s messing with Michael every time he’s about to reboot her. Sounds like a mastermind to me.

But keep the gratuitous paddling of women! And the braid pulling!

We have a climate change denier running the EPA, so yes.

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

“He’s [Trump] just new to this”. New to what?

It is the way of our people.

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

A genetically modified pig on the rampage? Pass. I already saw a video of him at the White House today.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

ahem. only SOMETIMES?

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

How is babby formed? How does idiot get elected?

I know. It’s literally the same philosophy the bad guy from “Mad Max: Fury Road” has

Honestly, the only thing that gives me comfort is that they are talking and they are unable to artfully maneuver around the “logic” of their arguments. They fall into it like pigs into shit every time.

When I was 16, my two best friends walked down the street after school to get our eyebrows done. Then we walked down the main road in our town to get some pizza. It was the spring, so people had their car windows down. We got a lot of comments - none of them from classmates, which would have been less creepy. All from