I love how every Biden scandal are literally just stories of him being a good dad

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Not only was that a really good episode, despite the clumsy start, it’s been a while I’ve laughed as hard as I did during the Waffle House sketch. Like that was near perfection.

This is the opportunity for the full-on perfect stunt casting of Christopher Lloyd and Michael J Fox as Rick and Morty.

Wait!  Do they have a scene where his bitch of a first wife puts derision on everything he does, so that when he runs off with Madonna, we all condone it?

But how are they going to get Luis into the Quantum Realm?!

“I’m not just the potential victim of Johnny Depp, He’s also my client!”

“He was so sweet! He saw that I couldn’t move around very well so he offered to rub my feet for me.”

Nope... I ordered my truck and is scheduled to be built Feb 28th. I paid MSRP. No dealer extras at all. No nitrogen filled tires or undercoating BS. $28,500 + tax and license for an AWD 2.0 turbo with the FX4 package, in orange.

How dare you suggest such a thing. Mysterio was not a VILLAIN. He was the greatest hero since Tony Stark, and Spider-Man murdered him. #JusticeForMysterio

As much as I like Vic Berger videos, there’s no way I can sit through half an hour of watching these MAGA losers.

It’s actually a relief that I can still experience compassion for these clueless grifting dipshits who very much punched their own tickets to bankruptcy and obscurity.

Scott Adams acting like he’s a hypnotist is one of those things I’d never have predicted, yet seems obvious in hindsight. 

Tim Pool is a dim fool.

The fact that Cage’s most devastating takedown is a verbal one to David Knell’s sellout chef, and even then to have be an encouragement to continue following his dreams and get back to what makes him happy, is one of the most surprising subversions I’ve seen in a while. I hope it makes the list of Best Scenes of 2021…

My partner’s trans-masculine friend was struggling with what it means to be “a man,” and how to perform masculinity. I — a reasonably manly “man” — said, “that’s it, that’s the whole game. Being ‘manly’ boils down to anxiety about being manly enough.”

If you want to learn to chop wood (and a bunch of other really useful woodsy/camping/survival stuff) WITHOUT the heaping side helping of toxic masculinity, check out TA Outdoors on youtube.  Love that dude!

Perhaps if victims went to the authorities

Authorities don't care about victims. Our legal system doesn't care about victims. There are hundreds of thousands of untested rape kits in the United States. Until that is addressed, victims will seek justice how they're able. They will heal how they're able. 

Rand Paul broke his own ribs so he could suck his own dick.