He’s paying and keeping a safe distance from the performer, what is bad about that?

So, Sharia law?

It’s his non union mexican equivalent!

My condolences.

Erika Moen says its for people who prefer super direct clitoral stimulation.

Erika moen’s oh joy sex toy is great and they reviewed the womanizer.

What day? because there are certain days of the month where that is NOT HAPPENING! Also you need boxer briefs to keep things in place because you are not sitting on our balls.

Just wanted to say her oh joy sex toy comic is great and fuck James Deen this HTML class. Value is http://www.ohjoysext

Think they care about the costs associated with giving birth? The correct term is anti-woman.

Does anyone really win pissing contest?

Wait we don’t make identical pink drinks and jump the price up 20% like razors and soap? Mens we are slacking!

No religion makes me love my atheism more than this kind of Christianity

Maraschino cherry people are the new caramel people.

Burlap sack of rancid peeps wins my heart forever.

That trucker stole Santa’s identity!

It’s also why Leslie Knope had triplets. In parks and rec.

My older brother has some learning disabilities that have really crippled him as an adult and lives on a diet of fast food, I am not in a good enough situation to help him (and honestly he’d only keep up the same bs after I pulled him up) so I honestly expect him to hit this statistic.

Planned Parenthood, premium boxed wine, puppies and kittens.

Japan has lots of ways to fend off giant monsters, for godzilla, mecha godzilla, For mothra, a giant can of raid, and for the 50 foot woman they figure she just needs some alone time so she can relax.