love your Rainbow Dash, kids are super cute too.

Cites please.

It is insanely depressing how many people want to blame the victim and the victims family instead of the child rapist.

My testicles do seem to be well suited for absurdity.

Just imagine, without the shame you could be labiascaping!

That’s horrible, Internet hugs or cookies if you are not comfortable with hugs, or both because cookies re great.

Remember the magdeline laundries where the catholic church would enslave an d rape single mothers because they where so good for Ireland?

“Now I sadly don’t get many trick or treaters so I have to eat all my full-sized candy myself.”

Noted sociopath charming, news at 11.

Graphics department, I am disapoint.

Well fuck you too humanity.

The other cast iron rule is if someone touches your stomach without your permission you can hit them with cast iron objects.

Sweet Athiesmo I hope she never shuts up, she is her own worst enemy and she discredits her Allies every time she opens her mouth.

He was then named a top pick for vice president by four GOP frontrunners.

I can’t see why everyone cant just see that this noble customer was merely trying to give the largest and most through soothing hot soup massage to the clearly stressed out resturant employee. Now the Fuzz is after her for her selfless act because Big Soup does not want the public to know that they totally have bigger…

Bottom line, shes Just like us!

One time when the toilet was being replaced, but I’m a boy and can pee anywhere with my amazing aiming wand! So my sink peeing is less remarkable than j-laws.

How can anyone look that bored with a model’s face in their crotch?

Welp, guess I’m rude.

*applause *