NevermindEdith is a goddamned American hero.

Yup, the free market can regulate themselves, the market will protect consumers, don’t need no gubment inspectors in buisness.

Good for romantic love.

Asking for a friend...

My Union puts a few bucks an hour into an annuity in addition to my Pension contributions, but I’ve been frantically been trying to build up my savings to a recession resistant pile In case another republican gets elected.

Can we not fat shame Christie? There is do much genuine awfulness to poke fun at.

The only thing wrong with edge of tommorow was that it needed like 200% more emily blunt.

Man, God is the WORST.

I don’t menstruate, but if I did I like to think that I would insufferably brag about using a diva cup.

You are a delight.

Its from Nick Offerman’s memoir/self help book “Paddle your own Canoe”. A very sincere book that is a very fun read.

But but but who will care about my boner?

Until Nick Offerman landed the role of Ron Swanson thats how the household budget between him and Megan Mullally worked, she bough the house, he kept them in beer and handmade furniture.

Well ladies, if you need textbook average...

So fill of crunchy red caramel he cannot actually open it.

Why are you using her for your profile pic?

Being able to rock your own world is nothing to be ashamed of, if anything it should be a source of pride.

Pendant Vibrator