Try the Doxy.
California Tortilla for the muthafucking win.
wow that is horrible, internet hugs if you are comfortable with them, hand holding and meaningful eye contact if you are not cool with internet hugs.
Adultosaur, you are so good looking despite the fact I have never seen you.
Someone has a number, trump has that number. Don’t judge.
Man, its so much less satisfying laughing at Josh Dugger when I have to think about the actual victims of his behavior.
Now that is absurd, Clark Kent wears glasses, superman does not wear glasses. How could they possibly be the same person?
Between that and the butt plug story J Laws friends sound super mean.
Bear bears, not gay bears right?
With her monogramed crunchy red caramel.
John Oliver, you are the only thing that takes the sting of Jon Stewart leaving. Please please be really happy at your awesome job.
In the unlikely event that I get married duel hyphenating would be my opening idea, but I’d take hers with no issue.
Why would you be interested then? :-o
Are we calling it research now? Because I just researched three times.
Touch him on the penis!
Is Captain America your nanny?
:P
Well, by the time I get on the jobsite my morning coffee has worked its magic and I am headed to the nearst porta-john that has hand sanitizer, toilet paper and a non shit covered toilet seat to evacuate into, sometimes this takes several tries. When I do I try to go as fast as possible as there is work to be done and…
Racist.