If you are the sort that accepts hugs enjoy this virtual hug.

But can brand name headphones without the hype kill me?

Are you so fucking done with the show? Because I am so fucking done with that show. Axing Lady Stoneheart, Giving Sansa Jeyne Pool’s story and generally sucking up and down the road.

My buddies rescue pibble got very excited to see me and head booped me with a running start, sweet girl does not know she is made of muscle and bone.

Look, they cannot all be awesome. Just be thankful and maybe one day the perfect tits will spill out of a top in your field of vision, justifying your faith in the god of tits.

Man, nobody ever flashes their tits at me at my job.

Slutty Poppins sounds like an awesome cocktail.

I’m bizarrely happy for foot fetish guy.

It would appear I have a new hero.

I’ll be in my bunk.

It sucks because Gustin Grant is doing a completely fantastic job of playing the flash and they are not bringing him in.

Ms. Pao, I do not reddit but you drove my alchoholic, theiving, mra, racist landlord to distraction so I wish you well on all of your endeavors.

Enjoy this large pile of stars.

You know, when I see a woman on the sea I call her Captain, just so there’s not a feeling that only men can be captains.

Man baby prison is tough, the nap blankets are soo rough and they you those diapers that stick to your skin and hurt when they come off.

hug.

Anything that pisses of the Legion of racist Trilbys is fine with me, Ellen Pao for immortal god-queen.

I want to hug you.

Sweet ATHIESMO the concern trolling on the op.

Why is “Fuck a serial killer” on your list in the first place?