The other cast iron rule is if someone touches your stomach without your permission you can hit them with cast iron objects.

Sweet Athiesmo I hope she never shuts up, she is her own worst enemy and she discredits her Allies every time she opens her mouth.

He was then named a top pick for vice president by four GOP frontrunners.

Wes, are you going to review the leatherman signal?

I can’t see why everyone cant just see that this noble customer was merely trying to give the largest and most through soothing hot soup massage to the clearly stressed out resturant employee. Now the Fuzz is after her for her selfless act because Big Soup does not want the public to know that they totally have bigger…

Bottom line, shes Just like us!

One time when the toilet was being replaced, but I’m a boy and can pee anywhere with my amazing aiming wand! So my sink peeing is less remarkable than j-laws.

How can anyone look that bored with a model’s face in their crotch?

Welp, guess I’m rude.

Wes, are you going to review the leatherman signal?

*applause *

NevermindEdith is a goddamned American hero.

Yup, the free market can regulate themselves, the market will protect consumers, don’t need no gubment inspectors in buisness.

Good for romantic love.

Asking for a friend...

My Union puts a few bucks an hour into an annuity in addition to my Pension contributions, but I’ve been frantically been trying to build up my savings to a recession resistant pile In case another republican gets elected.

Can we not fat shame Christie? There is do much genuine awfulness to poke fun at.

The only thing wrong with edge of tommorow was that it needed like 200% more emily blunt.

Man, God is the WORST.