I don’t menstruate, but if I did I like to think that I would insufferably brag about using a diva cup.

You are a delight.

Its from Nick Offerman’s memoir/self help book “Paddle your own Canoe”. A very sincere book that is a very fun read.

But but but who will care about my boner?

Until Nick Offerman landed the role of Ron Swanson thats how the household budget between him and Megan Mullally worked, she bough the house, he kept them in beer and handmade furniture.

Well ladies, if you need textbook average...

So fill of crunchy red caramel he cannot actually open it.

Why are you using her for your profile pic?

Being able to rock your own world is nothing to be ashamed of, if anything it should be a source of pride.

Pendant Vibrator

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Try the Doxy.

California Tortilla for the muthafucking win.

wow that is horrible, internet hugs if you are comfortable with them, hand holding and meaningful eye contact if you are not cool with internet hugs.

Adultosaur, you are so good looking despite the fact I have never seen you.

Someone has a number, trump has that number. Don’t judge.

Man, its so much less satisfying laughing at Josh Dugger when I have to think about the actual victims of his behavior.

Now that is absurd, Clark Kent wears glasses, superman does not wear glasses. How could they possibly be the same person?

Between that and the butt plug story J Laws friends sound super mean.