Macklen you beautiful genius.
Cyril_Figgis - Even my sweater vest is grey
rat-bastard
Offerman’s book is frigging fantastic.
I don’t know where else to put this but check this shit out!
Our well documented baby is growing up
You know who does not try and browbeat a frog into marrying her like all of the time? Janice.
Once again Janice is snubbed.
I’m 6’1” AND 219 lbs, I’ve discovered my comfy super healthy feeling weight is 210-215 and am getting closer to my goal.
Hey girl.
Why give flowers when you can give a box of wine or costco signiture vodka?
I lived in a cheap apartment building under a Catholic couple for a few years and those damn angels do not care what time it is or how early you have to get up at all.
Abuse allegations need to be taken very seriously but uuuughhh...
I bought a safety razor + blades pack for 20$ from amazon 3 years ago and I am not even half way through the razors that came with the pack. Best damn hygiene purchase I have ever made.
Agreed.
lots of campgrounds have electrical hookups these days.
You know how in sitcoms they want to show how the protagonists are soooo poor so they live in beautiful artsy 40000 square foot apartments with exposed brick and quirky kitchens and neat roomates? Thats where I would live - in a gorgeous vintage apartment that only poooooooooor sitcom people suffer in.
I would buy a Tesla, and a yurt I could pack into the Tesla, and pay Chris Pratt to let me hug him once because of that parks and rec episode where he gives Tom the money to start his first business and I would drive around and live in my yurt and be awesome!
Belgian waffles provide vastly inferior waffle to butter to syrup ratio, this is indisputable fact.
Belgian waffles provide vastly inferior waffle to butter to syrup ratio, this is indisputable fact.