Best of luck to this poor guy, hope he ends up with the penis most of us hope for.

Nothing shows personal growth like hashtag learning/maturing.

about 98% of a corgi mind is dedicated to being a tripping hazard

Remember when Ghost Busters was originally released with an all male cast and everyone freaked the fuck out? No? Then chill the fuck out.

Can you blame me? Shes's like the Pele of anal.

ladies, you don't need to pay 25 bucks a month on a useless boyfriend when I'm willing to be your useless boyfriend for a mere 20$!

Remember when Ghost Busters was originally released with an all male cast and everyone freaked the fuck out? No? Then chill the fuck out.

Wouldn't 8-12 inches be inconvenient or even painful to deal with?

"This discussion gets swallowed by him talking about how he likes to deal with "waitresses": at the start of the meal, he places a stack of ones on the table. (My stomach grows small and hard... I don't like where this is going. My friend suddenly finds the table cloth *very interesting*.) He goes on to explain…

I want to be cryogenically frozen so I can date their mid 30s daughter.

Frosty Bitch does win the most accurate screen name ever contest.

All of these are the right answer but I would include #5: ask him to take it to another room politely if you are really not feeling it.

This is great news for liberals, go ahead and stuff that clown car so full of batshittery that Warren or Clinton glides into the Oval office.

Oh man how did you show yourself on the street? You mean to tell me you went around only moderately gorgeous for a while? :P

I feel like this is where I straight up apologize for my gender 's appalling behavior.

Important distinction, Jesse Ventura sued Chris Kyles Estate, not the widow. Considering Kyle made millions off the book before becoming the front man for what has become a scam charity and getting his book optioned for a major a major motion picture. Jesse proved Kyle libeled him three times and Kyles family is not…

he's very much the 10 steps forward 9 steps back pope.

wow I think we finally found something worse than the woman's mouth urinals.

don't you mean "PUNK ROCK"?

My one concern is that this is only for single use bathrooms, what about permanent bathrooms? What is a single use bathroom for both genders anyway? a soda bottle and a funnel?