Fuck a republican actually, stupid phone.

Sweet shit, I'd rather fucking a Republican!

Goddammit, what do I have to do to make it rain diva cups? After seeing the insane bullshit Jessica Valenti had to go through to even start a fucking conversation on the subject I cannot fathom why the world is so fucking crazy on something as simple as feminine hygiene, holy shit this gives me all the sads for the…

I came to this story specifically for the gifs and pics, thank you.

I'll be in my bunk.

God dammit fellow drunk white people, quit lowering the bar.

yes!

she really needs to own this tattoo. Like get another tattoo of an incredibly detailed frame around this tattoo.

Ooh Ooh ooh! Dibs on Frida!

Duh, clearly D.

Yeah, next time really wear jeans, whatever slows the cops down and justifies replacing them with competent non racist civil servants.

Well what am I? the gynecological treatises of the Hippocratic corpus? The first recorded record of acute female hysteria?

I just want to say that your chat name is really nice!

People have been shit on by butts, has a boob ever shat on you?

I don't want to sound body partist, but most boobs are really nice.

What is her deal?

#notallmen, I go backpacking between jobs.

Did noted Austin celebrity Romeo Rose move to LA?

I would prefer to arrange nearby childcare for children and let them come to the reception, no point bothering the kids with stupid adult stuff or bothering adults with fun kid stuff.