Keep in modest shape, some 70 year olds manage to hike the AT so it can be a feasible retirement present to yourself.

OK, Maisie hows about you never ever complain about uncomfortably warm again because the sun is 5,778 degrees kelvin. Because if someone else has a bad problem you are not allowed to have a not so bad problem!

can we just stick with the creepy ducked actual flaws instead of fat shaming him?

My problem is Chris Pratt told a story and now my eyes are leaking! Its just like that time I was watching toy story 3 and we got to the part where we found out the bad bear's back story and the 3d aggravated my eyes to the point I started tearing up. Totally unacceptable.

I wear a hardhat at work, can I bedazzle the shit out of it and call it a tiara?

Why the fuck are those images not blurred?

*slow clap*

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It's Aladdin!:

"pro-life"

cannot be offended if some calls you a feminist.

She has a faux hawk naturally and drinks a combination of breast milk, the blood of her enemies and mead* as her nutritional intake, Furbolg the Mighty is the only name for her.

I have a friend who named her daughter Ariel and her younger daughter Vanessa (though I call her Furbolg the Mighty). Despite her feminism she loves this movie and shows it to her children very very often. On the few times I've seen her show The Little Mermaid to her children I make it a point to say "Remember…

Every time Arya hits adversity a man comes along and just gives her a solution:

Sansa > Arya

What in the jumping fuck!?!??!! I am so sorry that happened to you. People fucking suck.

Thank you Mark, thank you for this gift. I shall treasure it for the rest of my days.

My rule is if the youngest person in the relationship is at least 30 then its no longer weird.