Eh, I am fully in support of marriage equality but if these places are actual religious institutions then fine, let them be bigots and watch as other wedding chapels cash in on gay weddings.

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Why do these assholes never give War Machine shit for being a porn star as well?

Yeah, Gawker please ban this shitstain.

Bill Hader is the best post apocalyptic king/queen.

Is there a better panty dropper than that cheetah bedspread?

Best response ever on the subject of smiling from the brilliant Ptaquiloside:

They're wearing the earbuds to ward off men exactly like you, genius.

My Smoker.

Did you see she was wearing clothes? What was she thinking?

I know for a fact Wilmore can be funny, but his shtick on the show is "I'm blackity black black! I cannot give commentary on anything but race!". Samantha Bee has shown herself to be so much more diverse with her appeal and she can do Colbert's jokes.

What should be happening is she should be getting Colbert's show. I like Larry Wilmore but he's a one note joke and Samantha Bee is funnier (imho) and would be great as a parody of foxford wife.

Damn straight J-law, I might like this more than your great story about butt plugs.

That poor Intern is a goddamn hero.

Have another pill junkie.

Seriously if this does not make the finals of this pissing contest I will be super sad, tweaking homophobes and getting long awaited booty, hope it was everything you wanted.

*Slow Clap*

Ridiculous awesome.

As much as I hate that godawful name this is not acceptable, this is an actual government organization actually restricting speech, screw that the price is too high.

Yes we shall toast with diva cups to welcome you to this gathering.