You know I've always had this sneaking suspicion that women enjoyed orgasms, but I never could confirm my theory.

First deal breaker: If you would be offended if someone called you a feminist.
Second: Racism/Homo/transphobia
Third: Expecting me to have or join a religion.

Guys like anything that ends in an orgasm, and if it involves little to no effort on our part so much the better so there is nothing to not like about receiving a handjob.

Bitches get shit done.

And your avatar is a goddamn mixer, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!1!1!!!

Oh look its noted Austin z list celebrity Romeo Rose!

Can someone explain to me how on earth Emma Watson is not a complete hot mess? She's a adult who has been famous since she was like 8, has had an entire industry dedicated to trying to take upskirt/nude shots of her and now has a bunch of 4chan bros harrasing her and she is still inhumanly awesome. I'm a 35 year old…

Man if I had a nickel for every time I had to lift something with my penis at work...

This cannot be liked enough.

I have got to get one of these awesome vaginas for myself.

So not an explosion at the Lisa Frank factory?

I'm sure he and War Machine will get their own Fox News show sometime soon.

*table flip*

Twilight is best pony, that is all.

Red Rain - Peter Gabriel

I need to rewatch the episode of Louie she guest starred in, it was all kinds of brilliant.

the horror, the horror...

Totally serious here: Diapers and menstrual products, but I don't think this goes far enough, I'm thinking saftey razors and and basic creme, soap, water, aspirin or similar headache/body ache medicine, a variety pack of band aids and food of actual quality = all things that should be made available to everyone who…

I use Tom's of Maine because its one of the few brands that can be recycled afterward, but it does cost quite a bit more. Still I save quite a bit using Dr. Bronners as shampoo and bodywash so its not all bad.

Also since when is it a bad thing for women to express an interest in dicks? As a dick owner myself I heartily encourage a healthy interest in dicks, mine especially.