I fucking love the penis pretzel/woman who jogs in delightfully penis shaped paths stories and I am a cisgendered straight man. Not having the occasional sex positive raunchy story would make Jezebel a much blander place.

I want to be as happy about anything as this dog is about this cat.

But its ribbed for your pleasure :P

Can I divorce my gender?

clearly your left boob is a deadly ninja warrior.

she has a gerrymandered redder than red district.

not that a website uses much ink...

As long as the base of the ink its printed on is MRA tears I'm happy.

Why for you break my dreams?

oh noes!! if im pregnant than my mangina will get all stretched out and my darling Romeo will never love me!

#1 deal breaker on my hypothetical dating profile is "would you be insulted if someone called you a feminist?".

- A fun site to read about touching butts and stuff?

Jeeze, its like people don't know the only right way to get foodstamps is while wearing a hair shirt and walking barefoot over broken glass.

For some reason the Ariel one is super creepy to me, I think its the grimace.

OK, so if Caucasian skin ton is the minority on earth and becoming the minority in the united states then the only capitalist move that makes sense is to make make up for one skin tone because freedom?

Don't you shed them with your old skin when you take the feminist blood oath?

As a male feminist I now support a bill granting a free concrete bunker, step stool and hitachi magic wand (with a variety of diffusers and a dimmer attachment) to any woman who wants to opt out of my gender forever. I'll be on the other side of the safe zone wall if you ever have the poor sense to trust us again.

Speaking of Tarentino I'd like to point out that Inglourious Basterds does not pass the Bechtel Test despite having an incredible set of female lead. Sometimes th Bechtel Test is a guideling rather than an absolute rule.

That would be the terminology he prefers, and from what I understand no interest at all.

Or maybe all we've seen of Wilmore on the daily show was a one note joke of being the black guy on the show and think maybe someone better could carry their own half hour.