Atheists still not welcome though... just sayin’...

*Sniffs*

So I got overwhelmed last week and didn’t answer all the lovely replies to my “OMG I am falling the fuck apart” comment, but thank you thank you THANK YOU to everyone who commented. It was amazing receiving that much love and support, and I can’t tell you all how much it meant to me. Also, while things sadly still…

Compared to the two Mexico matches that was only “a little bit” CONCACAF’d

Are you sure it’s not bullshit and a Chanel knockoff?

Not sure. Best to have a paper bag handy either way.

Is this the genius flowing through me or am I hyperventilating?

Not this time, friend. You just feel your body relax as the genius flows into you.

SHE WROTE A POEM

Sex tapes of celebrities published without their permission? No thanks!

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. This is why I could never peer review anyone else’s poetry in college. The intentions are so often good, but the embarrassment (that I feel) is too intense.

An explosion of such a massive scale as to boggle our puny minds, but the sun being the sun, we probably wouldn’t even notice.

Pouted the poetess, “Rappers have used up all the good rhymes for nigger.”

So I have to pray harder to Tom cruise then?

Worst beard since Nicole Kidman.

A magnificent article like this, deserves a Douglas Adams quote. “Space is big, like reall.....

Mika, I have a question about Ceres that’s been driving me nuts! Does the Dawn spacecraft have a color camera? Or are Vesta and Ceres really as grayscale as they look in all these images? Based on the Hubble telescope’s photo in 2004 (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceres_%28dwarf_planet%29#/media/File:Ceres_optimized.jpg) I…

The NFL know the truth now, they just foolishly choose to look the other way.