Compared to the two Mexico matches that was only “a little bit” CONCACAF’d

Are you sure it’s not bullshit and a Chanel knockoff?

Not sure. Best to have a paper bag handy either way.

Is this the genius flowing through me or am I hyperventilating?

Not this time, friend. You just feel your body relax as the genius flows into you.

SHE WROTE A POEM

Sex tapes of celebrities published without their permission? No thanks!

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. This is why I could never peer review anyone else’s poetry in college. The intentions are so often good, but the embarrassment (that I feel) is too intense.

Pouted the poetess, “Rappers have used up all the good rhymes for nigger.”

Worst beard since Nicole Kidman.

Fitting for a guy who only uses half his ass.

The NFL know the truth now, they just foolishly choose to look the other way.