Not enough stars in the sky.

The course of the nation and the supreme court shouldn’t be determined by a sentimental gesture, no matter the emotional gravity of the circumstances.

But who knows where she’ll be in another five years?!

“On July 15, 2015, AL stepped over the line by falsely accusing actor James Woods of being a cocaine addict…with a message sent to thousands of AL’s followers and hundreds of thousands of Woods’ followers,” Woods’ attorney writes in the suit.

Okay. That’s one vote against. What we have us here, folks, is a horserace.

I guess I’ll have to find another candidate to donate these fetus kidneys to.

No just marginalized and excluded as a matter of policy, reinforced by enablers such as yourself.

If you talk about your atheism enough to get you banned as a scout leader, you’re probably an asshole.

Walking on water is an exceptional survival skill.

No one wants your godless popcorn depleting our precious bodily fluids.

6) Poetry is.

That took some inflated balls.

Hulk’s not gonna like that...

Cats will (and should) drag you with them to hell.

Any creature who can live out its remaining days with someone who loves it and wants to bring comfort is a fortunate one in this world. Recognize the supreme value of your kindness.

Good on you for taking it as it comes. A better week is a win.

Are you sure it’s not bullshit and a Chanel knockoff?

Not sure. Best to have a paper bag handy either way.