S0 wait, you have to be unemployed to adopt a puppy? Many people with full time positions very successfully adopt puppies.

Oh the shoe thing. Absolutely. My home tends to look like a DSW threw up in it. Not a fuck given.

I left SD for a state with actual winter a couple of years ago. I have no idea what I was thinking.

May I recommend San Diego? You pretty much just described the weather patterns there perfectly.

Especially if they use that pink vag cream stuff.

Am I the only person here who genuinely can't stand Jesse? I get that his relationship with WW has basically crushed him but he's just so... weasly.