It's a hard one. I personally wouldn't know that was an offensive remark if I hadn't watched so much BET Comic View back in the late nineties. Then again, who knows? Perhaps the knowledge would have found me some other way.

Can someone explain the offensive part for a foreigner? Why is Kool Aid a Black stereotype ? The only thing I know is the expression “drink the Kool aid”, so i just know it’s a disgusting thing...

Just got home from a 13 hour shift. May I present: Thanksgiving dinner for one, no pants required.

You’re making my heart go pita patter.

That cranberry sauce!! *drools*

I’m alone by choice tonight, but I really wanted to make cranberry-orange relish, and then I figured I might as well cook a turkey breast (which I burned instead of browning, alas), so here we are. Definitely should have made a vegetable for respectability.

god fucking damnit Mark, I’m gonna miss your gross-ass posts. You disgusting individual. I love you.

Thank you. This is a good way of making feminists look insane. Look, I just equality. You can keep your MUFFins.

“crotch bread”. tee hee hee

Al just seems like a perfect loving husband. Like you're having a rough week at work? Not to worry. Al has the bath filled with bath bombs and wine is flowing and when you get out there's creme brûlée

This might sound weird coming from an Internet stranger, but I think I love you and your narwhal tusk.

I keep thinking of everyone who doesn't have an iPhone thinking that Usher is working hard on being able to fellate himself and I can't stop laughing.

I would really love to be besties with Adele. I feel like she is to me what T.Swift is to younger millennials.

Drats, Spotify is my Jam. The song Hello by itself is on there though - so maybe after album sales reach a certain point?

I did some really excellent dancing to that album.

I took a comb and wound it up in my hair as a kid. You would think it would be easy to unwind, wouldn’t you? Not so much.

MILLIHELEN!!!! Why is the universe so cruel?