OMG that was magical. I was CACKLING with laughter at all the pictures of these. I mean, I saw the ad and thought, “huh, those look just like burrs.” Saw the headline and was like OH GOD YES I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A BURR OUT OF PLASTIC???? It’s like the toy company has never met…

I fell down that rabbit hole. It was so good I may need help getting out. My favorite was mom who was absolutely positively most assuredly sure that her 5 yr old special snowflake would NEVER EVER put them in her hair. She talked to her and obviously Flake is smarter than every other 5 yr old and would never disobey…

4 year old me would have done this thinking I was BEAUTIFUL with all the pink and purples stuck in there.

So basically they are the industrialized version of the shit I have to cut out of my dog’s matted fur every fall. The progress humankind has made...

My four year old would totally do this. She’s academically clever and life stupid. I think she inherited this from me so I can’t really blame her. God, I can just see her running into the room with a head full them just giggling up a storm. Banned from this house for sure.

Exhibit A

Yaaasss! I was reading this, but hearing “Pho Phuc Li...*hahaha*” in my head.

I have my own.

dude, why are you grey? To continue the cookie metaphor, you are the Thin Mints to Jez’s Girl Scouts. I.E.: Best product of.

That particular mondegreen never did occur to me, but it’s awfully funny!

You saw the long Joe Manganiello thread earlier too, right?

And no wonder, with a face like that. She IS adorable. She looks like some kind of woodland creature you could hold in your hand and pet.

And she looks fantastic!

I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH REPETITION

Why, thank you.

Don’t get me wrong, Sofia is one of the most beautiful creatures on the planet. I just wish she’d look different on occasion. She always has the exact same hair, makeup, dress style, etc.

Oh, girl, get some...

They took that pastor’s wife and baby...