I was cracking up at that.

It's amazing to me how oblivious he seems to the fact that the prequels are awful and almost universally hated. They just aren't good movies George, shut the fuck up.

Naming animals gives me more joy than is probably reasonable for a grown woman who should be adulting, but I love a good play on words. I got 2 cats: one named Spartacat and the other Jose Catista (shout out to all the Toronto Blue Jays fans)

Neither have I. But he was my favorite thing about the movie. I thought Kylo Ren was an excellent villain.

correct, Vader was cold and Kylo is emotional child

I’ve got nothing to add to this horror so I will say that while I don’t know any useful links for my American Jezzies, if any of my British Jezzies or their loved ones feel unsafe, there are links to getting support here:

Funny or Die is appropriate, because some people find it funny and a larger group wish it would just die.

Liberace, too!

What do you mean? Rock loved him some Doris Day and was quite the ladies man.

Dude, what is she supposed to do? She hired a contractor to do work. While doing the work they damaged her house. Is she supposed to say whoops? I guess it’s okay? Or maybe she should just set the contractor’s house on fire, wait until he comes out, kill him, and eat him in front of his widow and children?

i think i’m gonna try it on my bf, but being male as well my mileage may vary

I can’t believe you’d want to publicly announce being pregnant this early. Do people not know you have a 1 in 4 chance of miscarrying or something?

Question, though: What’s Charlotte thinking?

The dog almost knocked the damn door down, they should be worrying more about set construction.

LOL

um excuse me Bobby where is DOUBLE CREATURE FEATURE

No, I think it’s important to show that he’s made it priority enough to be there. I very much doubt the people he’s greeting see it as grandstanding. And being as they were sponsored I’m sure they are all aware of the hard work done by their sponsors. He’s just handing out some coats. I legit don’t understand why that…

I’m currently in Toronto, on a patio that I biked to, and it’s 11 degrees. Sorry, 51 degrees Fahrenheit.