Mine was already headed that way at “sex toddlers.” I feel like the only reason those two words should be next to each other is if, for some reason, a large group of feral 2-year-olds has been discovered and medical professionals need to determine which are male and which are female.

She’s a stupid, patriarchal asshole who was raised by a creepy, stupid, patriarchal asshole. My dad thinks that any man who believes in purity balls or virginity pledges for his daughters should be on a sex offender list.

Honey, if you can get an STD or an orgasm from it, sorry to break it to you but IT’S SEX. It’s sexual activity, you can get a disease from it. It’s sex. Only sex is P in V? Then how do gay people do it?

I can't really think of anything my dad would like to talk about LESS than the state of my hymen.

Bless her heart, she seems to think we are stressing to decide. Don’t worry, didn’t take any time to conclude this is creepy as fuck.

This is so fucking gross and annoying. And you can get a hymen certificate all you want, that doesn’t prove you didn’t have oral or any other sex. I grew up with Catholic girls who called themselves *~virgins~* but blew everybody and had anal. I hate this religious hypocrisy. When you make a huge fuss about something…

how dare anyone get in the way of her 9 millionth photo shoot.

I know! And I accidentally clicked it like 5 times because when I was on my phone it kept making everything all scrolly and weird.

Yes, you’re right- Hungary is not America.

Damn, jealous of a fourteen-year-old.

Now I’m dying to know what the original comment was.

What have you invented other than this fucking useless comment?

There is no way that housekeepers should be paid $97K per year. If somebody is willing to pay that, more power to them, but the job is absolutely NOT worth that kind of salary.

When my rat Chester MacFistacuffs died, my husband offered his lucky underwear as a shroud and we buried him in Stanley Park. I’m sure that’s not legal, but well...none of my other options were legal having no money for cremation.

RIGHT? How can you be a witness to the way he treats women, and then think “You know what? I want to have his baby.”

the point isn’t about the kid. the point isn’t about having a famous parent.

oh god I needed this so bad today bless you Mark

See, there is still hope for us...

It’s not going to be Harper. It can’t. There are so many more people (young people!) voting this time, and from the looks of it they all want him GONE.

Fellow Canadians - please go out and vote today if you did not take advantage of advance polling! We have suffered through so many apathetic elections with low voter turn out and the country is feeling the effects of that now.
Please let Harper’s brand of fear-mongering, agenda-driven conservatism die. Don’t forget…