I’m sorry, I think I loved this TV family more:

People like her (attention-seekers) can’t help oversharing, no matter how much hate they get. They feed off love AND hate, so I give it a couple of weeks before she mentions something about her pregnancy again...and then she’ll get offended AGAIN and the cycle will continue.

I suggest you take your issues up with your employer if they treat you so badly.

I would appreciate it very much if he killed himself. I think that would be the most dignified solution to his existence. Hey Bill: donate the rest of your money to a women’s charity and get off the planet already.

Any box of Lucky Charms is all mashmallow if you’re willing to do the work.

This creeped me out more than that trailer.

I think Gaga might also be JMP’s wife. In the flashback all we saw was platinum blonde hair and we heard that she likes to watch him torture and kill people. The episode ended with her telling her new fuckboi to go ahead and handle the victim himself because she would prefer to watch. And we know she’s running out of…

As a British woman, the idea of tipping has always been somewhat alien to me. I just sort of expect that a restaurant bill or taxi fare will go towards paying people fairly, the notion that I should be partially in control of how much someone else’s employee earns is baffling. If I ever visited the US, eating out…

I can’t stand pranks. They make me stabby.

40 HR and a .913 OPS is a circus act?

Also in this case Deadspin isn’t being contrarian at all, 99% of the human population enjoyed that bat flip/home run/celebration. The other 1% being Rangers fans/players, grumpy 80 year old sports writers and a few burner kinja accounts.

That's not a dog, it's an evolved dustball.

Oh fuck. Typed that while talking about World Series and then typed it out lol and this was *after* already editing it and fixing 2 typos bc I’m so excited/tipsy.

I’m totally hijacking this thread but

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Like when I found out Maria and Luis on Sesame Street weren’t married in real life.

Well to be fair the Pacific Princess had a disco. A diiiiiiisco.

While I admire (?) their chutzpah, my lactose intolerance is giving me bloat by proxy just thinking about this. I wonder if they had an accomplice steal Lactaid?

my hair stylist also gives me great scalp massage, every time i pass out lol

The talk of which ones are columns and messing up columns because you went from the bottom-up makes me feel like I’m taking crazy pills.