Presumably the point of coffee is to have a warm drink you enjoy that gives you a caffeine boost. In which case adding cream and sugar is absolutely getting the point of coffee for some people.

Do I laugh or cry at this?

Take ALL my money Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff. Just make this happen.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

Maybe if we’re lucky, next year will see Kara in front of the Shade Court backdrop, captioned

I am SUPER confused about this Lyme disease stuff. My understanding was that while it can become chronic if not caught early enough (or if for some reason you react to it particularly badly) that’s not the norm. I actually have several family members who’ve had it a couple times, and while it sucked during, are now…

I find this so fascinating because I feel like everyone has a food they just cannot stop eating. Be it pasta, bread, potato chips, fries, candy, what have you.

I thought AHS was going to be the most terrifying use of superglue this week. Shudder.

you could have stopped at “representative from NY” and i would have gotten the picture

The Speaker of the House? That’s what I call my wife!

Denis O’Hare’s drag queen was Liz Taylor.

But really how could they not include Hotel California? It seemed to me, so obviously based off the song before they even played it. It would have been almost rude not to include it.

Rapey, bloody, gory violence in American Horror Story?

Dea Conservative voters of Canada, Even old timey gold miner knows your political leanings are fucked.

When’s a good time for me to stop by for dinner? Six-ish?

I went through Holly Madison, Gwen Stefani, and “someone I don’t recognize” before I got to reading Rita Ora’s name.

WHO IS SHE

We’ve had a couple weeks in a row of accurate Double Creatures. I can’t tell if I want it to continue, or if I want to be able to make fun of how terrible it is again.

My takeaway from this video: