The gel on his face makes him look like he’s crying.

Slightly off-topic but the way Raven-Symoné spells her name drives me up the fucking wall. That accent aigu means it should be pronounced “sim-oh-NAY,” not “sim-OWN.”

THIS IS AMAZING

It is clear that all these people failed to receive their “Welcome to the Internet” orientation packet and I will be bringing this up at the Internet Overlords lunch meeting next week.

It’s especially apparent when you look at how handsome and debonair President Obama is. Like, goddamn that is a good-looking man.

I’ve got nothing against Asians, but is there currently any British actors of Asian descent with the same namebrand recognition as Elba? In addition to just being ready for a #BlackJamesBond , I also just think that Idris Elba may have the “juice” and visibility to pull it off.

How in the name of all that is holy, does he make both a beautiful man AND woman? What sorcery is this? That boy ain’t right...

Mom NEVER got around to it. Praise Judy.

Judy Blume: replacing people’s moms since 1970.

Respecting, of course, everyone’s right to do whatever the fuck they want with their kids’ names if they so speak to them, I feel that people are losing sight of what a name is vs what a nickname is.

I have a super secret life-hack for when I eat at McDonalds. I get extra ketchup and mustard, and then... I put them on my burger. It’s amazing and everyone should try it.

Why is your headline so snarky? Did you see the photos of their burns? They’re actually horrifying.

Are you there husband?

“The kid had his choice of Morrises and went with that punk ass? Maaan...I woulda showed up just to see what the momma looked like! Gave the kid a free show AND tapped that mommy-ass...say hello to your new “daddy”, baby, HAWHAW!”

You didn’t know, though. And it sounds like he kept it from his patients. Why didn’t he have photos of him and his kills all over the office? Shouldn’t he be proud to show what he did?

I just read an article that says that aboriginal people are disproportionately likely to die in police custody, at a higher rate than other people of colour. I wish I could find it. I’m pretty sure it was talking about the US and not Canada.

She didnt stand a chance with those awful parents.

My hope is that this will become one of the most iconic magazine covers of all time. Because it is.

I think the bigger story here is; Kylie and Kendall graduated high school?! How? When? Is this some kind of bullshit home schooling where you credit for flying around the world promoting your ‘brand’?

Whenever I find a stationary store, I get incredibly gleeful. They’re just so great! And usually the people there know so much about the materials. It was great when I bought my fountain pen—I got to try lots of them out, and the saleswoman was very helpful and patient, and I ended up with a really great pen.