I always voted Green, but realize that’s just a waste. I’ll have to vote smarter to help make sure Harper goes.

I live in a small-medium town in Ontario. We don’t have anything this funny (yet)... well maybe for the sorry excuse of Paul Calandra.

Harper’s obsession with Justin’s hair.... buwahahah! Thank you for the much needed crack up.

Did you have a stroke? Shall I call 911 for you?

Omg! I’m flailing in excitement like Kermit the frog!

She’s pissed off because they made her pose with her legs in a stupid position.

Yes I think those puzzle “magazines” you can find in stores have them.

Hmmm because while he isn’t the leader of my country, I greatly admire him and his wife; and porny shots would be disrespectful.

For a horrifying second I thought it was a photo of Obama and Michelle... (or some porn parody)

IKR? So happy for them!

You poor thing. My sympathies.

To save on carbs/calories. Just eat the damn bagel, people! You’re gonna die one day anyway.

I had to Google it, you scoop out the insides of a bagel and eat the “crust”. Ugh. Stupid hipsters.

Not really complaining because I’m addicted to Amazon, but as usual the US deals are way better than ours here in Canada. Sigh.

Not really complaining because I’m addicted to Amazon, but as usual the US deals are way better than ours here in…

As a fellow Canadian, you embarrass me.

Did he lobotomize her? Seriously wtf is wrong with this woman?!?!?!

Meh. I think sexy scenes from shows like Sense8 and OITNB have ruined me.

You rang?

Yes! There are some awesome grownup hidden gems in the show.

I need more! Up here in Canada without the Lifetime Channel!