Yeah, it’s one thing to not give review codes to media outlets until launch. That happens a lot and usually doesn’t mean anything. However, not giving out review codes at all? That’s a giant red flag.

My first exposure to DOOM was at my dad’s office. There for a Christmas party, he wanted to show me what one of his co-workers was playing in his office, and it was goddamn DOOM.

As recent as Forza, I saw someone defending always-online requirements with “You’re going to be playing this at home...where you obviously have an internet connection. I fail to see why this is even a concern tbh”

Counterpoint: nowadays with continuous patching, you’re still getting an unfinished product even if you buy it AFTER the official release date

Just your routine reminder that paying for early access really means you are likely paying more for an unfinished product.  Nothing to see here. 

A toast to every “Buyer beware”-ignoring idiot who paid extra money for early access - and perpetuated one of the worst elements of pre-order game distribution - getting what they deserved.

Lot of fond memories of playing Doom and Wolfenstien that I secretly installed on my dad’s work computer without him knowing. Good times. 

Especially since she’s a nurse...she should understand working long/wacky hours.

Seems like his being a cop is more of a recent thing and that she’s more annoyed about him being at Danvers’ incessant beck and call. But yeah, I was kinda like, “We get it!” Danvers sending a demanding all caps text at 3:30 am was a funny detail to me, though.

Let’s talk about those oranges: There are a few in the opening credits, and now Navarro finds a whole one out on the ice while searching for Clark. She throws the fruit out into the glacial darkness, and it freakily comes rolling right back. Are we following Coppola rules here? If so, Evie, you in danger, girl.

Weird how the reviewer totally omitted the pretty important fact that the “Murder-Suicide” was actually a Murder, and that the bad guy was alive and happily humming when the Dynamic Duo arrived. One of them obviously killed him and made it look like a suicide.

Has anybody told the Right that The Boys is just a show?

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

I saw that online a week ago and could not believe it. But it looked like she posted those photos on her own IG so I assumed it was real. Charitably... you could say it was a TON of makeup and shading? Photos of her from last month look more like the pic on the left than the right, and she’s clearly wearing a ton of…

They're destined to meet like the Highlander

How does Katie Holmes fit into this?

This is distracting from the real issue, which is that according to a credible rumour I’ve heard, Moriarty is the descendant of Sherlock Holmes’ adversary and is continuing the work of his criminal empire.

The bingo card printing industry hasn’t been able to keep up with any of the major trends of the last five or so years.

“I got them talking about me again! It isn’t over yet!” — Mygyn Kylly

Ok, I knew 2024 was gonna be nuts going in, but Megyn Kelly accusing Erin Moriarty of having plastic surgery was not on my “The End is Nigh” bingo card.