Ex?? Did you see his “special”? Did that look like an "ex" crackhead to you?

LOL...with a much simpler vocabulary, that’s basically how my parents got asked not to bring me back to the First Baptist when I was nine. :) 

“Bigfoot” covers any stinking, hairy hominid of large build but as short as six feet tall, which describes any number of easily identifiable males roaming the North American region.”

Or you’re calling them a loser in the 90's.

Yup - last time I tried going to church a chance, I was uninvited for asking too many questions or saying too many things like “but that’s now how I interpret it” or “you should probably not quote that verse out of context, otherwise the original intent behind that statement is lost.”

We’re not trying to harm Bigfoot, just imprison it against its will for an unspecified time. It’ll understand lol. Also given how low Oklahoma’s ranking is in grade school education, maybe spend that 3 million dollars on improving life for your constituents

Visit Southeastern Oklahoma. You won’t believe it’s Oklahoma, until you talk to someone.

Shhhhh. You’re gonna ruin the Darwin Awards and keep these idiots in the gene pool.

TIL: There’s a “universal shark sign.”

Yes, we get it. The goddamned shark is white and that makes it great.
Ain’t got no black shark! Where the black shark at?!

So like old school hockey. You take a swipe at Gretzky, Semenko put your face in the boards.

“and a wake up call that we need to act quick.”

Keep clicking on the things you don't like. That'll fix it.

It’s not tolerated at a party thrown by their party. Sometimes you just want to sip some lobster bisque without a wealthy ex-crackhead shouting conspiracy theories at you.

Ive got my own grocery bags and ask for no straw. What else do you expect me to do?

Both from a comedic stance and a realistic stance. No one is laying out what needs to be done by both major corporations and individuals.

So articles like this are just more gloom and doom. 

Politics is part of the culture.

Here’s what annoys me: she did a five session anti-racist class as part of avoiding criminal charges.

Don’t forget the religious element in Texas (and lots of other places). Critical thinkers make for lousy worshippers. People who don’t ask questions and just throw money in the offering plate are what we want here.

Oh my GOD. Really? That’s really part of a platform? To ban critical thinking skills? 

Reality overtook parody at some point in the aughts.