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My favorite thing to do when someone brags about all the crypto they’ve wasted energy on invested in is to tell them it is all taxable. They slough it of like they knew that and of course they knew that, but I always see this face.

“You make NFTs!”

It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.

Alright guys, I’m calling it. This NFT thing is going to be the first new media advancement that I sit out on. I can’t even be bothered to focus long enough to even make it through an article about what it is.

Oh, of course!  Underpants!

Maybe I can clarify this.

Oh. Dumb.

So can I watch this on TV or is it only available via a surgical implant?

They literally can’t help themselves from committing the exact crimes that they accuse their opponents of. Voter fraud, riots, insurrection, censorship, pedophilia, deep state conspiracy. Every single thing they accuse Democrats/the left/antifa of, they are the ones most guilty of.

sounds like you might have your ass on backwards. There were some objections to the idea of them tacking on a multiplayer game onto the final instalment of a long awaited trilogy but when it came out, the multiplayer was actually good. People who gave it a shit tended to love it, so yes people were excited at the

When you kill someone you get their vote, its like a democratic quickening!

Happy Monday, Ashley...

Gaetz reps the same district Joe Scarborough used to.

A crackpipe would suffice but, how about sharing each other after sharing said crackpipe?  

“The Supreme Court doesn’t matter in the long run” or “quit trying to hold my vote hostage.”

Don't forget, "Oh, she's just so strident!"

But Hilary just didn’t INSPIRE me to vote."

I can’t think of a single time, ever, when I’ve heard or seen the phrase “I don’t want politics in my ____” issuing from anyone other than a conservative. Not once.

If only there was an example for them to look to of the writers of an extremely popular site having walked out en-masse when their writers were censored by corporate overlords for discussing socio-political issues.

Man, Vince Neil went downhill after the 80s.