Oh, the good ol’ days when the driver and passengers were expendable but the bodywork could be buffed out cheaply and easily. Vinyl seats that blood could be washed off of with a hose.

I’m not sure why you decided to shit the bed but hey...good for you, pizza cutter.

Not only heavy, the hood could be used as a helipad in a pinch. I can’t tell you how many times that would have come in handy when I owned a 2000 Hyundai Elantra.

[FARTS]

“Crass AF” is the name of my electroclash band.

In the middle of the ocean.

It can be two awful things!

Ooh, you’re so edgy. Putting woke in quotes? Man, you don’t care who you offend, do you?

I just can’t get over that name. It sounds kinda needy.

Time for Conan to go back where he belongs.

Cancel the show again and they’ll become a murder. 

Surely Tuca and Bertie fans should be referred to as a flock, not a hive?

This is a healthy attitude. I was raised by a father who felt that anyone enjoying something he had no personal value in was “wasting their life”. 

I watched one episode, didn’t like it, and didn’t watch any more.  Still, I’m very happy that the people who did like it get some more.  We all need a little happiness these days.

We already had decades of Donald Trump pulling this hot garbage. We don’t need another one with long hair, expensive make-up and dom metallic dresses. Before you know it, she’ll be running for president, if we don’t stop craving this shit as a society.

“We donate to anything that helps educate people about the horrors of the Holocaust, as long as it is apolitical.”

I don’t listen to her, either, but it doesn’t bother me for other people to like her music. It’s funny when people feel the need to make sure everyone knows they don’t like something. It’s like, ok, who cares? It’s even more funny when it’s not enough for someone to say that they don’t like something - they need to…

If we’ve learned anything, America is a nation that respects young and attractive women, and have a profound understanding of boundaries and appropriate behavior. I’m sure it will all work out splendidly, and the focus will remain on her work, and not her appearance.