For all the anti-trans conservatives out there - this is why you don’t have to feign concern about a bunch of male athletes lying about being trans in order to play women’s sports. Because there is nothing to gain from it.

Magnificent hunks of MAGA meat is equally funny and horrifying. 

LOL

Sup Nobody,

““Very few people are curious what it’s like to be an Iraqi civilian,” Tamte said in a previous interview with Gamesindustry.biz.”

I have yet to actually play This War Of Mine, but isn’t the entire premise of that rather well-performing game about being the civilians caught in the middle of modern war?

Crazy how House of the Dead continues to be relevant.

Can I punch Rumsfeld in the face?

Does Cheney have kickable balls?

(Obviously, W is a NPC stuck clipping into a wall.)

The gall to follow all of that up with an accusation of faux outrage is actually impressive.

“Look, of course the invasion of Poland by Nazi Germany is seen as somewhat controversial nowadays, but people forget that most of the deaths during WW2 were the result of people defending themselves.”

there would not have been any deaths in the Iraq and Afghani campaigns if we simply hadn’t invaded. the fact that you miss that point to argue, that “well acktually” it was only our destabilization of the region that caused the deaths, and not all of it was directly due to our soldiers murdering civilians...is…

Well my parents are still alive and didn’t get rid of me but I guess that kind of adoption is a family tradition so I’ll go along with it.  It’s nice to meet you, dad!

Welp, now I’m adopting you!  Tell Matt to listen to his father, or face the wrath of his grandfather.

“I’ve raised Nestor to believe we treat everyone equally.”

I believe the customary technical term was “cousin”.

I’d like to apologize for my adult man sized son Matt Gaetz. I adopted him last year hoping I could turn his life around, but for some reason he doesn’t want to talk to me or let me see my grandson Nestor.  If anyone sees Matt, please tell him that his papa is worried about him and he should at least call!

Being incestuous is better than being regular gay. It’s the GOP party line.

Is, “friend of Dorothy” too old fashioned?

Republicans: taking other people’s kids and calling them their own to “own the libs” since... last year? I don’t know, man, this one’s fucking weird.

yeah. “son.” we’re going to go with “son”. instead of “roommate.”

With his son out on his own now, Matt Gaetz is an empty Nestor.