As a very cold and mildly hungry Dallasite, I’ll say that Cruz being out of the country is not not helpful.

This reminds me of an Old Lady I Know. You may have heard of her, she Swallowed A Fly.

Times like this make me miss Splinter even more than Deadspin.

See, if they’d just led up to gorillas instead, we could wait for them to die off in the cold.  You know, after they’d eaten all the needle snakes.

The real irony is when each successive species develops a taste for the tapestries as well.

I’m not opposed to people liking the things they want to like but also can someone run me over with a fucking bus?

Looks like a Borg porcupine. A Borgupine if you will.

Because no one makes children’s movies any more - the real money’s in making children’s movies for immature womanchildren and manchildren. 

This guy thinks just using snow or ground water, untreated, is a good idea. And it is if you enjoy getting hepatitis.

Not heartbroken in the slightest.

Are you daft? She’s a published writer. Literally everything she writes is stored in the same vast archive network (print and digital) as Limbaugh’s. And in time no one will remember anything Limbaugh said, either. That’s what the archives are for.

Fuckin’ jabroni.

My gross great-uncle usually posts two types of things on Social Media:

He died as he lived, with angry hateful screaming supporters.

I’d piss on his grave too, except I hate standing in line.

*prepares the cruise missile warhead of warm piss for wherever they announce Limbaugh’s grave site*

“Who cares?! It’s all just a commie melting pot!”

He is exaggerating the effects of death...It’s purely an act.

You mean because of all of the piss, right?

Well, the week will perish. Then you get next week.

I don’t like to shit on Texas as a whole because I’ve got well educated, progressive friends who live there and cannot change the political culture all by themselves, but seriously, when the leadership of the state says, “It’s not OUR fault that you’re cold! It’s the responsibility of a woman in her thirties who lives…