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<Stares in momentary shock.>

Okay, following your line of thinking means that people that catcall are actually just giving people unprompted compliments. Oh, and if the catcall isn’t well received it is the fault of the person that is getting hollered at.

I hope not.

He literally set up a class where he was the teacher and supposed veteran expert that was going to instruct these novice movie-sex havers on the fine arts of fuckening.

...why the facial hair?

He will never be forgiven for this.

Make the decision you are obviously going to make, numbskulls.

Yeah, tell that to the actual white supremicists. Latinos can vote red, lean conservative so hard they fall over, and suck the orifices of various right-wing demagogues and it still won’t matter a fucking iota to the racists they are trying to court.

A fool and his money is soon parted, especially if the dumb fucker is trying to buy NFTs.

Wait, you are telling me that he has created a fucking monster that he now has nearly no control over?!

“PUNCH MY BAG! PUNCH MY BAAAAAA-ARRGH!”

“I really thought the Bear Event would go over better.”

“Look, people are tired of rapey shit, okay, and I’m a victim of that because of some of the rapey shit I’ve done in the past. Look around at all the rapey people getting yelled at and fired! Why, this is a pogrom of self-centered rapers and I just won’t stand for it!”

“An lo Twitch did say unto no underboob and no nipple, for in this layeth damnation.  Behold, thou must suffice thyself with horse masks and slurping noises unto the end of thine terms of service.”

I would watch the fuck out of that Constantine movie they riffed about.

I enjoy many things about Alaska.

“Isn’t that the homeless guy that hangs out around here, hoping that some of us overpaid bigotry-factory workers will give him some of our hate money?”

Wait, are you telling me Tig from SoA isn’t a stable role model for my behavior?!

Antreefa strikes again.

That much extra ammo, the bit of a gut, and his lack of height tells you all you need to know about this guy. That is a dangerous and unhinged Napoleon of a specimen right there.