You have Hamilton in your name.

And what a hot bag of wet onions you are, sir!

“Aright, Twinkles, do like we talked about and just run right at the cat. Try purring!”

This is the anti-dog equivalent of Reefer Madness.

I think we should take a page from history and do the only sane thing:

Problems with mounting procedures happens to everyone. Just make sure to take it slow, plan ahead, and try to maintain your cool during the entire procedure.

90 percent of the Alaskan murder-fluffs that I am aware of are indoor-outdoor.

Come for Damon’s dumb hair, sure, but you will fucking MARVEL at Affleck’s facewig.

I feel like you may be watching the cartoon for different reasons than these other commentors.

OATER

You know those clown mouths at carnivals (if this is still a thing) that you shot the water gun at?

As a name or title or moniker or whatever the fuck, Yeezy is pretty dumb.

Today, in your dose of Nipple Lore: The Witch Nipple!

Those shorts are not for an old man, nosirree.

“We don’t want any more black pastors in here.” -Assholes

“helping the country in additional ways”

John Wick knows kung fu.

Quick and Important Point:

But what does it MEAN?

It would.