Today, in your dose of Nipple Lore: The Witch Nipple!

Those shorts are not for an old man, nosirree.

“We don’t want any more black pastors in here.” -Assholes

“helping the country in additional ways”

Quick and Important Point:

But what does it MEAN?

It would.

Mostly money, pretty much.

This is my surprise face.

This follows the similar rule that you shouldn’t ever trust a motherfucker who announces, generally unprompted, that he is a “good guy.”

The most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen was on a fake crab product:

HD remakes of games show more than originally expected, too.

The wife and I still regularly talk about that SNL skit.

This is why you must flush immediatly, for fuck’s sake.

Will Smith’s new face, freshly sculpted by the finest meatsmiths, is freaking me the fuck out.

I would play this game.

I, too, often yearn to go into the past and rectify mistakes that I’ve made.

I sincerely think these people imagine that, should they defend their chosen idol with enough verve and fucking vigor, some magical event will occur and the idol will appear beside them.

SPIN THE AMMO WHEEL

I think it was the third thing mankind invented, after cash.