It is all just puppets and hands up asses, all the way down.

These fucking clowns really believe they live in a fucking movie.

I used to do a little but the little wouldn’t do it so the little got more and more

I vote mushroom people. We never get to see mushroom people get their due.

I shouldn’t be surprised anymore, really, but how does someone in a court case like this (national fucking attention, people) manage to think about pulling a stunt like this, plan to pull a stunt like this, and then OPEN THEIR MOUTH and actually fucking go through it?

You are remembering correctly. The math is strong in this series.

“We’re rebels! Rockers riding the lonely road! We got long hair and hate the man! Drugs!”

I greet this news with the enthusiasm and interest it deserves.

Unrelenting navel-gazing, math words, and gobs of money does not a watchable show make.

The civil unrest, paused by the fucking pandemic about a year ago, should be the main concern if they let Rittenhouse boohoo his way to zero consequences.

Will have to wait to see how much sibling almost-fuckery occurs on Sunny before I can fairly weigh in.

Yeah, I dunno if ordering from an app is “from a robot” quiet yet, Thunder. The badly slapped together burger and undercooked fries are still, at this moment, being assembled by human folk.

The header picture makes me think that we’ve caught a romantic moment between two phones.

“That rich lady is being hassled by hungry hogs!”

“SWOLE!”

“Grandpa, nobody gives a fuck about your sciatica! The left engine is starting to sputter so hike up that catheter and get to work!”

Ah, yes, brilliant. Fill that circulated air-filled tube with not just stressed out drunk people but stressed out drunk people working out. Fuck it, let’s turn up the in-flight thermostat and really see if we can whip up an epic level funk.

There is a rare physical thing that happens to the ol’ scrotebag where it retracts into the body, generally during an animal attack.

“If I hit the Elvis impersonators I get bonus points!”

If my humble abode caught fire whilst I was fully buck and I was unable, somehow, to seize upon any emergency clothing then I can assure you I would still escape the flames, nudity be damned.