Ten bucks on how many of the staff would correctly spell rogue, if asked verbally?

“Ron, you know I love you but Matt has really been knocking it out of the park. You know Matt? He loves the ladies, loves them so much, it is really something. Women love a VP that loves the ladies, Ron. I’m gonna need something more from you, Ron.”

Tried out RE7 and made it to the old lady fight where you have to blast her in her mutated crotch-bits a bunch. She scuttles after you, eggsac-vagina first, while you empty round after round into her threateningly monstrous genital region.

He was once indeed America’s Huckleberry.

It happens to the best of us from time to time.

Ken-tleman was particularly delightful, for me, since I had yet to encounter that little gem!

I have heard from VERY REPUTABLE SOURCES AT KOTAKU that butts, in fact, are the main draw for lustful observation.

Grimes doesn’t know what communism is, and I don’t know what a Grimes is.

“There was so much blood.”

I like the idea of Schimkowitz bristling a bit when he reads your last line, mad at the idea that he is taking the flak for something that another person in his organization had done and that he may have had utterly no awareness of (if he doesn’t read his co-workers stuff.)

“Why does Uncle Scrooge put a sock on the vault door sometimes?”

“Do they want a monogamous relationship? Yes. Did we agree to that at the outset of this thing? Sure. Has the pandemic created a situation where our fling lasted longer than it would have otherwise? Absolutely!”

And let us imagine some inspiring words that Cheney would give to his young warriors:

The Always Sober Wife and I, too, have been talking about this the last couple months/years.

Love that show and nearly all the characters in it, side or main.

...10 hour version?

“We shall now pay less in taxes and qualified into a better tax bracket!  HAIL SATAN!”

“Boys being boys!” and “locker room talk!” and “letting off steam!” and “just economic anxiety!” and “heat of the moment!” and

I AM FUCKING SHOCKED

<Stares.>