I wouldn’t recommend shaking an old lady.

“go shit in their fists” has me fucking dying here, no idea why.

Somewhere, in some musty corner of the internet, a fool has just said “Hold my beer.”

I just got the image of a broke teacher at a school full of well-to-do kids looking around at their innocent shining faces and having the sudden thought:

“How dare you portray me as privileged white woman! GIVE ME WHAT I DESERVE RIGHT NOW!”

the bar

If this gets made and Campbell is alive during the shooting of it I can assure everyone that there is a 100% chance that Ash will at least cameo.

“We changed the age of the characters to match what the writer’s wanted! It is about integrity to the vision!”

I came to this party late and largely just for the comments (they were as expected) and plundered through nearly all of them. You know what I learned?

I’m super interested in how adding some character detail/backstory to this cartoon is “shitting on” TF’s childhood? I mean I know the answer (TF, whether they realize it actively or not, considers a gay woman to be inherently incompatable with “kid friendly” entertainment) but I often wonder if people that say this…

guys guys HOT TAKE incoming:

“I’m in the butt! I’M IN THE BUTT!” didn’t do it for you?!

<Vibrates with unseemly intensity.>

There is a Gary Larson Trouble Brewing joke in there, somewhere...

“Alexa, read today’s news updates in the voice of Liz Cambage please.”

“Dad!? Who did this to you?”

My body clicks “Show Pending” on instinct, now, just through sheer muscle memory.

“You can take your masks off in reasonable, outdoor, distanced situitions.”

Oh, they were well seasoned and superbly prepared today.

“Look, for years I staked my career and my image on the idea that I WOULD TOTALLY DO THIS TYPE OF SHIT so I just don’t understand why people believe that I TOTALLY DID THAT SHIT. I’m just looking for justice and a fair shake, people.”