Tell me this isn’t a good idea for a flick starring Olivia Jade: She’s kicked out of USC when a scandal reveals her parents bribed the school to put her on a fake crew scholarship.

Ha! I read OJ and thought Orenthal James

Her best bet would be to attend a couple of years at a local community college, then see if she can find a college/university that will accept her credit hours. She might even be able to get a four-year degree at the community college, since some of them are doing that.

I remember when this story broke, it came out O.J.’s trademark application for some stupid thing she came up was rejected. Because it was so poorly written the trademark office had no idea what the fuck she was trying to say.

She wants to go back to USC, even though she admitted in a Q&A on her YouTube "I don't really like school, as you all know"

Ha, I’ve only encountered this phenomenon a rare few times, but it’s so weird to observe.

This.. its like I’m a smart guy (kinda..) but yet people with zero real skills can get a TV show and make millions because...reasons? (i’m talking about reality TV. The only reality TV I watch is the home make over and house flipping stuff. It gives me ideas to change my own living space.)

Gesundheit!

They try but the new owner won't allow us to take tips.

Aw, I’d almost forgotten what her birth face was like.

Seriously! You can see her thinking about what she will say next every time she is “listening” to someone else speak.  She even does it to her co-star from Mean Girls!  If it’s not about her, she has to figure out a way ASAP to turn it back to her.  It’s kind of sad. 

I hope your customers tip you well.

I find it so hard to wrap my mind around how so many very rich people are completely insipid, mindless, classless fools. How? How does this happen? How do they manage to get and keep money when they are such idiots?

I know, right?  I can’t be the only person who remembers the infamous coke pants...

That or she’s just very, very high.

I’ve handled a few “names” in my line of work and have noticed a phenomenon where people become so used to everyone around hanging on their every word that they start making declarations to the room instead of holding actual conversations. It’s so weird to watch.

A lot of celebrities and rich people are extremely self-absorbed and the world to them is their little playground.  You exist primarily as a prop to be played with.

“I was scrutinized a lot of my life because so many people took photos of me sneezing (snorting coke), looked like I was crying (snorting coke).”

A person who can not listen is the worst type of person. Thank you for watching this trite for me because I think she would make me bleed from the eyes if it was my job. 

I’ve been working at a coffee bar in a store that serves a lot of celebrities and ridiculously rich people and this sounds like the kind of small talk I have to maneuver my way through far too often. It’s as uncomfortable in real life as this scene makes it look.