Eh, England played like it voted: It fucked itself up. It didn’t help from an outsider.

I know - I was rude - but these fine, upstanding, feminine “obey your husband because it’s GOD’S will” types make me incredibly angrily foul-mouthed (and fingered since I typed it). And I know too many Brits. “Cunt” is as ubiquitous as “Shit” in the UK.

I saw a bumper sticker recently that said, “Republicans for Voldemort”. I consider that to be spectacular minimalist literature.

I would skip all the other sections and go straight for revenge. YEAH, GREAT, YOU LIVE IN AN ASHRAM, WHATEVER but NOW tell me about setting all of his sneakers on fire in a bathtub.

Eat, Eat, Eat: A Memoir/Stomach ache

I'm listening.

Hells Bells, Trudy!

I just want to eat, i don’t care about other stuff

You can’t tell me adding “revenge” as a forth section after “eat, pray, love” wouldn't be compelling.

A scientist? Gasp! That’s a man’s job. Report to the kitchen immediately.

I am a feminist and I like skirts, dresses, make up, and men. I love how conservatives think feminism means we wouldn’t enjoy all kinds of different things. However, will I accept sexism or misogyny in my relationships- nope. And would I elect a man who says to a woman , “I bet you look good on your knees” Fuck no.

Frankly I look fairly feminine regardless of what I’m wearing because I’m a female. So this crazy ass lady telling me to dress feminine doesn’t tell me much.

i don’t know why but this comment made me literally laugh out loud and now i can’t stop

You’re supposed to bat your eyelashes until the guys do your work for you.

its important to note, while watching the clip, how much larger bardem’s head is than julia’s

Well that’s not ladylike at all.

Suck a dick, cunt. How’s that for femininity. Ninny.

Her black, puss filled, petrified, Voldemort heart.

Bless her heart.