Yep, that’s what I’m checking next! I have a Cortisol urine test this upcoming week. I’ll definitely look into the app.

That sounds amazing. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if my symptoms are exacerbated- if not caused- by being so tense.

Italy is gorgeous. And the foooooood. Who doesn’t love bread like Oprah? Liars, that’s who. (Also people with gluten issues. I feel so sorry for them.)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Maybe a... RED-TAILED HAWK?

Yes. That is exactly you.

I got the same thing! My boyfriend was like, “Adorable and fun, but don’t piss you off. Sounds about right.”

Hey, it’s a cliché because it’s true. Thank you. :)

I will definitely start journalling more, then. It’s been on and off lately because I hated mulling it over, but now that I know everything’s probably okay I’ll get back into it.

I’m so sorry, Scrunchie. I haven’t been through this, so I’m bumping for the most part.

Yay for travelling! What’s been your favourite destination so far, and where are you most excited to go?

I love brinner. I love that you call it brinner, too. (All of my friends think I’m weird.)

Happy Saturday, everyone!

Not everyone. Shout out to Marx and Sparks for being both compassionate to Flying Squid without enabling him. 

I am heavily considering making a twitter account solely for clues.

nooooooo, give us hints!!

He was very... descriptive.

u sly dog

At the time it was horrifying. Now it just makes me giggle.

The world needs more friend groups like yours.