That is the worsttttt. And especially since that was like a 30 minute ride!!! I'm glad you made it. :)
The Not So Scary parties are AMAZING!! I highly recommend them. Like...the Christmas parties are fun but NOT SO SCARY. I go at least twice a year. You dress up, there are characters everywhere, the parade is the best one on property, and then ALL THE FREE CANDY YOU CAN CARRY!!
Ooh, that’s actually the Backlot Tour, which would be an even worse location to get sick!! At least in GMR we have an alert system and we can get people off the ride if need be. Backlot Tour, you were basically screwed. But it’s closed now, so you’re in the clear!!
Oh no, trust me, it’s not the weirdest or worst thing that’s happened at the ol’ movie ride. You get brought up in training though- like a “this situation actually happened, if you were driving the vehicle or you were the runner for the handpack what would you do?” Hopefully the next time you visit things will be a…
Nailed it!!
OH GOD IT WAS YOU.
I hadn’t realized my story made it for the cheating pissing contest!! But now when people ask me why I’m not married anymore I’m just going to say “My Little Catfish: Cheating is Magic” and moonwalk away. That title is genius.
The Benefit High Beam highlighter is glorious. I'm very fair, and High Beam goes on like a dream and lasts forever and makes me look like a Disney princess. And there's Moon Beam and Sun Beam for white and gold shades other than the pink/pearl of High Beam.
Do you ever have somebody come in and you're like "wow, this person is super ugly and their makeup is terrible, totally judging right now, oh my god their questions are so stupid"? Because I am just too terrified to go into a Sephora for fear of people making fun of me. Please tell me there are super nice people there…
We were actually a very particular Protestant denomination where you Don't Get Divorced, It's Not God's Plan. It made things miserable. It wasn't until I left the church and we moved to a different state that we could even talk about the possibility of divorce, once we were away from meddling, overly-opinionated…
My ex is/was very, very good about acting the part of the good reliable role model guy, but...he's a mess. He doesn't talk about feelings (his own words). He just bottles them up and pretends they don't exist. I am 100% sure there are still things I don't know about it. And it wasn't even the first time I caught him…
Oh, my ex refused to tell him what was going on and was planning on carrying on as Emma, so I told the poor kid. It was rough.
My husband of three years started watching My Little Pony. And I was like...okay. Whatever. That's fine. Until he started verging into brony territory. And then I got a bit concerned.
Where's the option for "tries to dress like Zooey Deschanel, looks like an oversized kindergartener?"
They do!!! People will hold their babies up in the air or dangle them over the side. Or pass them from one row to another. I don't understand.
I'm not at Animal Kingdom, but I do spend some quality time driving through some great movies. :P
We usually wait until we're backstage. Then we sing. :P
Haha, not DAK- at Disney's Hollywood Studios!! Although I have friends who've worked Safaris and they've told me some great stories.
They're allowed at Disney (for now) and I'm just waiting for a tourist to drop it off the side of the vehicle. Because I'm not supposed to stop for that, and listen, y'all, if you're dumb enough to dangle your phone over the side of a moving vehicle, then you can experience the consequences.