What do you consider a "true geek?"

Anyone that calls a messenger bag a "purse" has no idea of the history of such a bag. It is quintessentially masculine, and was originally created to carry tools and utilities for telephone linemen. These days, avoid the high-fashion brands and get one from someplace like Saddleback Leather: [www.saddlebackleather.com]

Those are the "super skinny" pants. That's not the same as the pictures above.

"Straight leg" has nothing to do with how it fits around your crotch. It basically means that the legs of the pants go straight down, keeping uniform width. The other end (or the one I get anyway), is "tapered leg," which means the leg tapers (or gets narrower) as you go down the leg. Sucks for people with wide…

This.

"Trousers" just means "pants." Jeans are pants.

Everyone commenting: please look at the pictures. Do those dudes look uncomfortable? No? Shut the fuck up then.

Why does it have a giant vagina in the center?

"My current anti-bow stance has absolutely nothing to do with their newfound celebrity. I love that guys are thinking about how they look. I love that guys are dressing up for themselves regardless of whether they have to. No, my issue has to do with reinforcing negative behavior: It's the notion that knotting up a…

I mean, is anyone really surprised?

Ah, I was getting worried. There hadn't been a sensationalist headline for ages.

Um... no Fujifilm x10 on this list? It's $599 and most definitely a pro compact. Granted it doesn't have interchangable lens, but image quality is on par with the rest of these.

Not if you're talking about ease of use or quick start up.

Then you're missing out on some really good cinema (and not just exclusively talking about The King's Speech).

When did Gizmodo start employing hipsters? Every few days I see this type of article with a view like "this is what I think & everyone else's thoughts on it suck!" A week ago, there was an article essentially saying anyone that listens to Lady Gaga is an idiot. Then there was one on TV shows, claiming The Wire was the…

What Android tablet do you have that works as well as the iPad and is significantly cheaper?

You're not excused for the blanket statement, sorry.

You keep saying stuff like this, but you don't know what you're talking about.

You keep saying stuff like this, but you don't know what you're talking about.

That's fine, I guess. That's your experience. I have a few friends who upgraded to iOS5 on their 3GS and haven't had any complaints so far. It's a phone that's older than 2 years and at least they got the update. Apple still supported their phone. The Galaxy S & Tab were released last year and Samsung is apparently no…