Team George and Amal. Unlike a lot of celebs, they haven’t pimped out pics of the kids for a prestige magazine cover. They have stayed cloistered at Lake Como (where the anti-paparazzi laws are better than they are around their Hollywood Hills house). And Amal Clooney is one lawyer not to cross.

The funniest thing is that I think he’s right about Priebus being the leaker. He doesn’t have a reputation.

Polar bear? They need food. Win-win!

Don’t be distracted by the Wiseguy Variety Hour. The real story this week is Bill Browder’s Senate testimony and the dots that he links together between Putin’s kleptocracy racket and the “adoption” meetings.

With the Mooch ping-ponging off of every wall in DC like a crazy man, I am surprised that this guy hasn’t been brought in yet. There is time...... He would fit right in.

That simply would not fold adequately for the task at hand.

Right? My first thought when reading this was ‘Oh, FFS. Not this again.’.

I imagine the daughter walked in at the wrong time; he probably thought everybody had gone to dinner or whatever they do on cruises, murdered his wife, and was all set to dump her overboard, clean up and head downstairs, saying she was going to take a shower or something. Frankly it sounds like the girl is lucky to be…

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

+1 for climatic accuracy

According to the full story, they had only been aboard for 6 hours before he killed her. That makes me think he had every intention of killing her and dumping her body in the ocean. Why he would do it in front of their children or anyone else I can’t fathom, but it seems a little too convenient that mere hours after…

And I bet he blames her

“My life is over.”

Men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will kill them.

It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

THIS!

How fucking conceited and oblivious do you have to be to type that and hit SEND? Do white people have to insert themselves into everything?

Yeah, that would be really great! Last year, because of some investment changes we made, I ended up writing a check to the Feds for, like $150,000. That’s a bitter pill to swallow when you are thinking about the frickin’ war and stuff. I’d be way happier if my 30% was going towards providing healthcare for everybody!

I’d rather see Steve Bannon stumbling around on stage, then getting winded and dizzy and collapsing into a puddle of his own vomit.

SNL will never make fun of anyone else for all of 2018 if he does “Dancing With the Stars”. Also he is an asshole, not a “star”.