I don’t think souls grow back. I think you get one and you’re supposed to nurture it. Spicey is probably double SOL because he let Trump suck his out with a straw that was already sticky with diet coke.

how long will it take ol’ Sean to grow his soul back?

I’m guessing Bannon will be laying some House of Cards level traps for The Mooch.

Who’s the next on the chopping block? Sessions, right?

He likes children who aren’t subpoenaed.

Why should the Administration hire a press secretary after all? Trump nimbly bypasses the “fake media” and tells his constituency everything they need to know via tweets. Problem solved!

Yes, and a larger point that I failed to emphasize enough, I think, is that running certain kinds of corporations makes you anti-qualified to work in government, not just poorly qualified or with no relevant experience.

“a relatively small one” a phrase I am sure the Cheeto is used to hearing in many circumstances.

Oh, but I want to stay here! I love this place. Let’s just strike, and disobey, and boycott, and complain, until we throw these bums out! Let them go live in some weird ecobubble on Mars if they don’t want to provide birth control and healthcare and decent wages for everybody! Let them leave!

I kind of think we’re dealing with Caligula, here.

It’s also not a good idea to try to suss out what something he said/tweeted “meant” or what it “means today” “with regards to what he said yesterday.”

As it’s been pointed out before even when he was a CEO; it wasn’t publicly traded, he didn’t have to answer to stock holders, and many of the highest positions were held by family members. His business practice has, over the course of years, been described as being run like a small family business. Trump barely has…

He’s our only hope, I have converted to the Church of the Maple Leaf, now I just have to make my pilgrimage to the land of poutine and sanity.

I think Trump sees himself as the CEO of America. He has no fucking clue how government works.

They also gave Session’s booster seat to charity so....

This mental image will sustain me. My town is littered in stupid senate primary signs and I want to tear literally all of them down.

Yeah, he’s confusing health insurance for life insurance. Again. But everything is fine!!

Sessions has to stay. If he left, and tried to go back to his old seat, he would have to fight incumbent Senator Luther Strange, who at 6 feet 9 inches, is the tallest member of the Senate.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

So, by Jefferson Beauregard’s guidelines, the government should be able to seize all of Donald Trump’s, Don Jr’s., Manafort’s, Jared Kushner’s, Mike Flynn’s and Dana Rohrbacher’s assets when they are charged with treason? Oh, wait! He wants to seize the assets of those suspected of crimes as well. Then, let the…