This is why despite all the bullshit it’s really hard for me to leave tech. It’s one of the most generous industries in the US in terms of benefits - parental leave for all genders, regardless of biological birth or adoption, even surrogacy. Sick leave, leave to take care of sick family members, disability, etc. My…

Speaking of pants, I don’t understand that part. Pants are guaranteed to cover more skin than a skirt. Skirts vary in length so you never know what you’re going to get, but some portion of the leg will always show. Plus skirts can ride up, and they have those evil slits that cause promiscuity and premarital sex. …

I thought the LDS Church was supposed to be all rah, rah, rah about families and having as many kids as possible to up their membership numbers. Not having any paid parental leave policies in place is pretty heartless and hypocritical, especially because men are supposed to be heavily engaged in fatherhood. If being a…

Oh my God.

Oh no. Poor Donal Logue. I hope everything is okay.

We just got pet chickens for my youngest daughter’s birthday (she has been writing chicken poetry, making chicken art in school, and has been completely obsessed for the past year). Watching live chicken tv is extremely entertaining! They follow her around the yard (we call her the chicken whisperer) and I can tune…

Stupid typos the new proposed bill. Not sure how LAN was what autocorrect came up with. Law I guess?

“Playgirl: The Magazine for Urologists & Urology Enthusiasts.”

Hoping this kitty turned around & scratched this guy to fuck.

If it’s not a man I am about to have sex with, just put the dick away. There are times when I hear certain celebrities have big dicks and I’ll think, “I’ll be the judge of that” and have a look, but otherwise dudes with their dicks out is not a good look.

I’ll show myself out.

Okay slight correction: could get it

Well, I mean, the whole made out of wood part...

and if it does, its probably a witch.

**Currently looking for an erect penis to see if it floats**

It’s amazing how he thinks he’s some 35 year old smooth talker at a hotel bar swirling a martini but he’s that old, sweaty grandpa in the dark, seedy bar staring at you from across the room, creepy smiling while holding a Natural Ice.

Not even word salad. Just like word wastebasket.

“She has a nice smile on her face so I bet she treats you well,” says Trump. He seems to listen to Varadkar briefly, then adds, “He thanks you for the newspapers, Caitriona.”

Probably why he noticed her.

This is harassment.