I’m pretty certain that the guy who grinned at Bill Maher’s racist joke is voluntarily on a lot of mailing lists worse than Nickelback’s

Does he not know that Tweeting about how much he hates this is seen as a challenge for people to double down? LOL.

Maybe all of this Nickelback content trolling will... wait for it... build his character?

TIL that polio builds character. Considering my family tree is rife with genetic disorders and incurable degenerative diseases, I must be effervescing with character.

Well done for publicly admitting you don’t like people trolling you.

Think she’s like 32. Old enough to know better.

This is exactly what I thought and it breaks my heart because I would love to adopt a child - like more than my heart can take.

That was beautiful. 😢

“Our fathers love is the moonlight on bacon grease that causes the spirt of our glow to soar and we dare dream of all of the condors in California being mounted on the walls of monuments for it is closeness that heats the motochondria which is the powerhouse of the cell.”

I think it also definitely depends on the kind of gym. I live in Chicago and there are the Trixie gyms that are basically singles bars for the young and beautiful and then there’s the gym I go to which is part of a hospital and has a lot of “walkin’ grammas” I feel far more comfortable there.

They’re trying to sound like a higher class of person instead of the grasping, social climbing, nouveau riche vulgarians they actually are - which backfires because it’s one of the “tells.” That and insisting they’re rich when they probably have very few liquid assets.

Although the joke should have been “Thanks, Open Table, but I couldn’t have more reservations about my father if I tried.”

The line that jumped out at me was “All I want to do is defend myself.”

Yep, same. But the bad news is is you’re the piece of shit that would violate an elder by posting her naked probably didn’t wake up that day with a newly acquired level of asshole behavior. She’s likely been gaslighting people, flirting with her friends men, cutting in front of people in busy lines, lying on forms,…

As a fatty, people like her are why I have a cross trainer at home.

I bet ol’ Blue Eyes was fairly smart as well. Either way the “nurture” part of the equation might have been more influential than “nature”, as far as his sense of humor goes. Mia is pretty wry.

I loved Betty White’s take on this. She has said that she got an eyelid lift while in her ‘60's, partly for cosmetic reasons and partly for functional reasons, and then she just stopped. “It’s good that people can still see my eyes, but other than that, what’s the point?”

I got torn to shreds on the original article for mentioning that Mathers single handedly discouraged countless people from going to the gym - because I was supposedly “diminishing” the assault.

“I am sorry that it happened to this woman.”

The good news is that like all of us, Dani Mathers is destined to get older, and heavier, and wrinklier. I hope she experiences Cronenberg levels of body horror about it, though.